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Left my wife polishing my chainmail while I went to the pub

She said she wanted a night in, shining armour

Far off, in a distant land, there were three kingdoms.

Each kingdom had faced a side of a triangular lake. The first kingdom was the youngest, and wealthiest kingdom. They have the most business, biggest buildings, and the strongest military.

The second kingdom, is about 50 years older than the first. They aren't the wealthiest, but they are wel...

What do medieval postmen wear?


Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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