I just got a new job teaching English at a maximum security prison. It's going to be tough but like any other job out there.....
It'll have its prose and cons.
Did you hear about the cheesemaker who got sent to maximum security prison?
He's being kept in solid-dairy confinement.
TIL in 2015 three inmates from a maximum security prison beat Harvard’s debate team.
With their fists.
While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy...
I never like passing bad Czechs.
If life was like middle school
Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Criminal: Nope
Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum secu...
There was a lad named John
There was a lad named John who was dealt a bad hand since he was born. He was an orphan who was brought up in a for profit orphanage, leading him to suffer mental trauma amongst other issues. After turning 16, he was kicked out of the orphanage with no support whatsoever. Not knowing what to do, he ...
In the distant land of Punsar two thieves were stealing
The thieves happened to be twins, named Manny and Manny. They belonged to the clan of Long Anconvo, a Chinese clan of thieves known for their dexterousness and efficiency. One day, the head of the clan sent the two thieves to Punsar, a land known for its wealth in gold and jewelry. The thieves...
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The purple feather
Billy was walking to school when he spotted a purple feather on the side of the road . "A purple feather! I can't wait to show everyone" he exclaimed. It was lunch time at school and Billy decided to show his friend Jacob. Jacob held the feather and asked "how did you find this?" Billy replied "I w...
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