Catan Jokes - 2 Hilarious Catan Jokes

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What did the Catan shepherd say to the Pimp?

I have sheep for wood

I've come up with some rules changes to make Settlers of Catan more realistic

Before you build a settlement, you have to murder and enslave all the natives that live on the island.

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