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Caitlyn Jokes

Caitlyn Jenner ran over and killed someone with her car.

What a drag.

Why was Caitlyn Jenner's house a mess?

She was disorganized.

Caitlyn Jenner is going to be working on Fox News.

Now they’ll have two tuckers.

Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn’t know what group to join...

She’s still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former

If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on?

The Ex-Men.

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How does Caitlyn Jenner like her penises?

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I was at a party once. I was like, “Aahh, that Caitlyn Jenner...

...she’s kind of weird looking.“

Some girl goes, “Hey, she’s beautiful.“

And I was like, “Well, you kinda look like her.“

And she was like, “Fuck you.“

*thanks, Mark Normand*

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3 blondes are walking in the woods.

3 blonde girls are walking in the woods when they stumble across a set of tracks, the first girl having went to a zoo last week claims that the tracks are deer tracks, the second blonde laughs,

"Caitlyn you dumb bitch those are bear tracks!"

The third blonde chimes in,

"Oh my go...

Caitlyn Jenner won Woman of the Year on 2015

Proving that even when men are women... they're better at it than women are.

If Caitlyn Jenner became a superhero...

Would she be an ex-man or a trans-former?

What is Caitlyn Jenner going as for Halloween?

An Ex-Man

Preemptive Edit: Proudly! Proudly going as an Ex-Man! Yikes....

What do Caitlyn Jenner and Wolverine have in common?

They are both X-Men.

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Caitlyn Jenner deserves credit for getting sexual reassignment surgery.

That decision took balls.

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I'm really impressed by both Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner...

Both women got famous by making a dick disappear.

It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner

Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day

Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny?

Because the FDA just banned trans fats.

Why was Caitlyn Jenner chosen as the PTA treasurer?

Because posting read “Must be trans parent.”

If Caitlyn Jenner joins the mafia

Would she become a made man or a self-made woman?

If Caitlyn Jenner wanted to play a marvel villain, what would she be called?

Tranos.

If Caitlyn Jenner were an action figure....

would she be an X-Man or a Transformer?

Why can’t Caitlyn Jenner’s children see her?

Because she’s trans-parent.

To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans...

Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner.

They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show

Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called "Drag Races".

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now

If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero...

I'm not sure what her name would be, but I'm quite sure she'd be a part of the Ex-men.

What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and a 6 year old pretending to be a T-Rex?

The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car

Why is Caitlyn Jenner’s dad so good at hide and seek?

He’s trans-parent!

Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie.

I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers

Caitlyn Jenner receives ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage

Courage? More like a lack of balls

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Caitlyn Jenner

So Caitlyn Jenner is trans, but is still a Republican.



Can you believe the balls on that woman?

I spent my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner

It was definitely worth the transaction

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(NSFW) Did you hear Caitlyn Jenner had her penis surgically reattached, then decided to have it removed once again?

She’s redickless

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

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Caitlyn Jenner just became the latest to expose another sexual harasser.

She is alleging Bruce Jenner groped her about 10 years ago.

Kendall Jenner and her dad Caitlyn Jenner are in a heated argument.

Caitlyn says: "It's true, Kendall. You have to believe me!"

Kendall says furyously: "I see straight through your lies. You are so trans parent!"

My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt

He showed a lot of balls...

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What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and two kids playing catch at the park?

I actually give a shit if the kids lose their balls.

Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label...

It says:

Warning - May contain traces of nuts.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Which member of the Kardashian family has had the least plastic surgery?

Caitlyn Jenner

I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day...

Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate.

Little Johnny's school is having a day where they honor the military, and Johnny's class is going through a worksheet.

They go through the answers to the final question,

"What are things that a teacher and a soilder can say?"

The teacher picks Caitlyn first for an answer.

Caitlyn says, "Today, we are going to learn how to fly drones!"

The teacher responds, "Excellent! Drones allow soldie...

I think I finally concluded who my favorite X-Man is.

It’s gotta be Caitlyn Jenner

Knock knock. - Who's there?

X-men

X-men who?

Caitlyn Jenner





Sry... I had to take this joke out of my head

A grad student is working with his lab partner on a science project for his robot acoustics research

When the student says to his lab partner, “There seems to be something missing from our robot that is keeping the voice audio from converting into an electrical signal”.

The lab partner, in an effort to help his friend, heads down the street to the computer shop to see if he can figure out w...

The Last Time I can Make this Joke

I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer.

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