It’s 1975 and a zebra from the Bronx zoo dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
St. Peter said "That's a question only God can answer.”
So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked "God, please - I must know... am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
God simply replied "You are what you are.”
2 Tigers At The Bronx Zoo Are Talking
Fred: Hey did you hear what happened to Bob the Tiger?
Larry: Yea, COVID-19. Unbelievable! How could he get a human illness?
Fred: He had a zookeeper for dinner last week.
Larry: That's terrible.
Fred: It gets worse.
Larry: Bob ate a human who gave him Coronavirus,...
My grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the Bronx Zoo
Little Johnny was hyped for the zoo.
His parents had told him they would go to the Bronx zoo this weekend. When the weekend came they told him they'd be going to a different zoo upstate. A petting zoo. Little Johnny saw goats and pigs and ducks. Little Johnny was cross. His parents were upset. They asked the zoo employees If they had a...
At The Zoo
One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York.When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in America."
To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the Bronx Zoo. They were touring the zoo, and standing in front of th...