Beauty contests are becoming a popular way to promote things. For instance, the winner of the Trigonometry Club's beauty pageant was crowned....
Miss Calculation.
Tour Leader pageant winner: Miss Guided
Encyclopedia Brittanica pageant winner: Miss Information
Cop: We suspect you have illegally downloaded all the editions of Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
For sale by owner
For sale by owner :
A complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanica, 45 volumes. Pristine condition.
Got married last month, wife knows everything. No longer need them.
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