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Brillant Jokes

I'm Devastated. After 7 years of medical training a good freind of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.

He Slept with one of his patients. He was a really nice guy, and a Brillant Vet

A Jewish Man from the Shtetl is trying to get some sleep

while some brisk elders are playing backgammon right beneath his bedroom window.

Lying in bed and anxiously eying the ceiling,
he ponders about how he might just find some of that replenishing sleep.

He goes to his window and desperately looks into the crowds. Then he‘s got the bri...

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So a guy is having trouble in the sack...

He goes to the doctor's office and complains about not being able to last a long time in bed and how it was hurting his relationship. His doctor tells him that there's a simple solution for his problem: A quick fap before having sex.

The guy thanks the doctor and rushes home to bang. As he's ...

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Pub joke in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer - Bill Bailey

Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe,
And gleefullye their handes did rubbe,
In expectatione of revelrie,
For 'twas the houre known as happye.
Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe,
And hadde a reallye good laffe.
'Til drunkennesse held full dominione,
For 'twas tw...

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