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Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog w no hind legs and brass balls?

Sparky!

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Dinner with the dog

I remembered a joke from decades ago; hope it hasn't been here before:


A teenage boy brought his girlfriend to have dinner with the family for the first time. Just as everyone sits down, the girl lets out a little fart. Dad looks at the family dog, who is sitting between the boy and his...

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Have you heard what they called the basset hound with balls of steel?

Sparky.

For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got

Having puppies

**Three dogs are at the vet's. Talking dog talk.**

Rover, "Why are you guys here?"

Sparky, "I been peeing all over the house. I'm going to get my nuts cut off." Ruff.

Barky, "I growl at everything. I'm going to get my nuts cut off. Ruff.

How about you Rover?"

Rover...

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Blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the prom.
His dates' dad answers the door.

Dad: come in, let's talk.

The guy takes a seat next to his date's dog sparky. He really has to fart... Though he tries his best to hold it, he accidentally lets a small fart out.

pop!

Dad:...

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2 for 1

What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back legs?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back or front legs?

Nothing. Why bother? He's never gonna come.

Late for school

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has to tell a big lie explaining why.

The teacher tells the headmaster that she is fed up with his exaggerations.

The headmaster tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he turns up late.

He'll t...

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