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What do you name a dog with steel balls and no hind legs?

Sparky

Having puppies

**Three dogs are at the vet's. Talking dog talk.**

Rover, "Why are you guys here?"

Sparky, "I been peeing all over the house. I'm going to get my nuts cut off." Ruff.

Barky, "I growl at everything. I'm going to get my nuts cut off. Ruff.

How about you Rover?"

Rover...

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What do you call a short legged dog with steel balls?

Sparky

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2 for 1

What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back legs?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back or front legs?

Nothing. Why bother? He's never gonna come.

For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got

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Blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the prom.
His dates' dad answers the door.

Dad: come in, let's talk.

The guy takes a seat next to his date's dog sparky. He really has to fart... Though he tries his best to hold it, he accidentally lets a small fart out.

pop!

Dad:...

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