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Breed Of Dog Jokes

Which breed of dogs can jump higher than buildings?

Any dogs, because buildings can't jump.

Q: What was Darwin’s favorite Breed of Dog?

A: *The Beagle*

At my city, we have a zoo which is only filled with dogs. Even worse, there’s only one breed of dogs inside the zoo.

It’s a shih tzu.

What's Devo's favourite breed of dog?

Whippet. Whippet good.

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Story Time - The Dog Party

This is not all that funny and it was told to me as part of someone's leaving speech way back in the mid-80's - but it does leave a long lasting impression that you can take with you, anywhere:

In 1964, all of the dogs in the world attended a weekender party. Early in the afternoon - in the e...

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