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Bodhi Jokes

What was Mara being when he was attacking Siddhartha under the Bodhi tree?

A Buddhapest

The Buddha

The Buddha was sitting under the bodhi tree, then some other guys asked him to get up and leave.
Buddha says, "namaste".

A Buddhist converted to Christianity

To get with his new girlfriend, a Buddhist quit his religion and converted to Christianity. As they were cleaning up his old apartment,the girlfriend stumbled upon his old notebooks containing all the wisdom he had learned from his old teacher.

"Babe, what's this?" She asked.

"Don't wo...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I always assumed the rooster came first.

Credit goes to: u/Bodhi_Thom

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