What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires a tweetment and one requires an oinkment.
Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu...
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and it's been confirmed the problem was not Bird Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts, however, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing...
What do vegans get instead of bird flu?
Toflu
Have you guys heard about the bird flu?
I mean, I don’t know why it’s such a big deal. They tend to do that quite often.
Did you hear that the pope got the bird flu?
Apparently he got it from a cardinal
They're vaccinating against bird flu again
Call it a rooster shot
What's the first sign that you have caught bird flu?
Fowl symptoms.
Scientists have confirmed a new strain of bird flu going around
It's transmitted from crows and ravens to people. They've named it Corvid-19
The bird flu is pretty nasty
Luckily, it's tweetable.
I caught bird flu while waiting for a flight at the airport
I have since found out it is a terminal illness.
Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!!
It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable.
Save me, Doc
A man just back from a long trip through the tropics starts feeling very unwell. He goes to see his doctor, but passes out in the office and is rushed to hospital for tests.
The man wakes up alone in a private room, feeling awful, wondering what is happening to him. Soon, a phone by his bed r...
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Jokes for the week of 4/6-4/12
A French breast scientist advises against wearing bras after a thorough study, thus tying for the best job ever and the best news ever.
A GOP rep said not gays nor NAMBLA can redefine marriage. Thankfully, nine fabulous people in robes can. #suckit #nohomo #somehomo #yeshomo
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