Biology Teacher Jokes

So he wanted to do something

He went and stood on his head on top of a table and asked "can you see my face is getting all red?"

The children said yes

He gets off and says "When I stand on my head, all the blood moves into my head region and my face gets red. B... read more

There was no chemistry.

I replied, "where Native Americans live."

... speak for themselves

Eventually she asks "What part of the body can grow ten times its normal size when stimulated?"

As soon as she asks that, a girl at the back of the class stands up and yells "EWW, THAT'S SO GROSS. HOW DARE YOU ASK THIS TO SMALL CHILDREN? I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOTHER ALL ABOUT THIS", then storm... read more

When he questioned why I submitted a blank piece of paper, I told him : "it only appears blank because its invisible to the naked eye"

Looks aren't everything, it's what inside you that really matters.

Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!

They had no chemistry et. al.

The males are called uncles

Mitosis

**He gives great life lessons**

Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!

He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"

This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.

I told her, "Ovariesy."

When I was in my tenth grade biology honors class, we were tasting a compound known as PTC. For those of you that don't know PTC is a chemical that you can either taste, super-taste or not taste at all and it depends entirely on genetics. I couldn't taste it but my tablemate Eric (made up name for p... read more

In tenth grade my biology teacher thought our attendance should be represented in our grades. He called it the “tardy grade.”

Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?

Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.

*One girl felt shy and looked down*


A boy shouted : Mam, she's copying.

He meets the maths teacher and asks "Hello mifter, how if my fon doing in your claff?"

The maths teacher ignores that slightly odd way of speaking of Leonardo's father and says, "your son is terrific, he's clearly a genius, you've got to see some of the stuff he's done in geometry."

An... read more