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This bloke was in the street with a stall selling balaclavas.

"Balaclavas! Get your balaclavas!" he shouted. "Ladies and gentlemen, get your balaclavas!"

So I walked up to him and said, "I'm a cop."

He said, "Would you like a balaclava?"

I said, "You didn't hear me right. I'm a cop."

"Yes," he said. "But I supposed you might want to...

My girlfriend and I like to wear balaclavas when kissing

so we can make out like bandits

A visit to the Doctors

We both put on our combat boots, camouflage jackets, balaclavas and masks, strode up to the counter and loudly proclaimed "Nobody move! We have an appointment".

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