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My girlfriend and I like to wear balaclavas when kissing

so we can make out like bandits

A visit to the Doctors

We both put on our combat boots, camouflage jackets, balaclavas and masks, strode up to the counter and loudly proclaimed "Nobody move! We have an appointment".

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