A man and a woman who don't know each other are riding on a train.

It is late, and there is only one cabin left, so they agree they'll share it together. "On the condition that you realize this is strictly platonic" says the woman. The man takes the top bunk, the woman the bottom, and soon they are fast asleep. In the middle of the night the woman feels a tap on...

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Two blokes stranded in the ocean find a genie in a bottle

The genie explains to them that unlike the genies they've heard of and it will grant them one wish, not three.
The first guy immediately jumps up and excitedly yells:
"I wish we were floating on a sea of beer!!"
And in a flash the genie waves his hand and *flash* the two blokes are awash ...

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