If you're afraid of new years parties, it's just some auld lang syne ity
Auld lang syne is old English pronounced "old ang sy" commonly.
A nurse went to the hospital for her first day on the job
Due to a miscommunication she did not know the name of the ward she had been assigned. Instead she was told to take medicine to the ward since the supervisor was running late
Upon reaching the spot, she saw there were only 3 men in the hospital beds. Starting her shift, she began to hand out ...
I walked into a hospital ward today looking for a mate....
No staff around so I asked a patient in bed where the staff were, he said ' Some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it'
So I asked the next guy, he said ' But we hae meat, and we can eat sae let the Lord be thankit'
I asked the next guy and he started singing Auld Lang ...
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