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What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common?

The same middle name.

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Atilla and his Anaconda

The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous or fearsome animals, and his favourite was a giant snake. He was so fond of it, it was said that he brought it with him on every campaign.



But his snake lost ...

Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument

I told him "hun, let's not fight".

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