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Apples And Oranges Jokes

Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring?

He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile.

Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Trump

But I guess it's not fair to compare apples and oranges

Comparing the number of Instagram hashtags for #apple and #orange

really is apples and oranges

Why can't fruit be compared?

Apples and oranges cannot be peared.

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Three men went into the jungle

And were caught by a tribe of cannibals. The three men started pleading for their lives, and the chief, pitying them, gave them a chance.

Chief : Alright, I will offer you a chance to save yourselves. Each of you will go out into the forest accompanied by our men, and you will bring back 10 o...

A girl from a strict family.

There was a girl from a very strict family. Her father absolutely hated fruits and no one in the family was allowed to eat them. As far as the girl knew her Uncle had died from choking on an apple which is why they were banned.

All through her school years she longed to taste any fruit, s...

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