American State Jokes - 5 Hilarious American State Jokes

A friend asked me what the Northernmost American state was. I said I didn’t know, but my wife does…

I’ll ask ‘er.

A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the man's youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating "World's longest memory".

The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true.

The child asks, "What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?"

The Native American states, "eggs."

The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.

Years lat...

Which American state is not great, but not bad either?

OK.

Fact: Q is the only letter that isn’t in any American state name.

And as such, believers in Q don’t belong in America

Some people don't know which American state puns are terrible, and which ones good.

I Tennessee the difference, though.

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