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Alcohol Free Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

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Alcohol Free Beer [NSFW[]

Alcohol-free beer is like licking your girlfriend's sisters' pussy, it looks the same and it tastes the same but it just isn't right.

I will be doing an alcohol free month...

I guess I'll have to find an alternative to ethanol as a solvent for my capsaicin extractions.

I ordered a drink once.

I was pretty sure it was alcohol free... I had no proof.

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