I was with my wife at mcdonalds drive thru and after 3 mins when they gave her our order she began complaining how agonizingly long the wait was.

Turns out reminding her that last night she told me 3 mins was way to quick was not a good response

The Patient Boy

A teenage boy is preparing for prom. First he goes to rent a tuxedo, but there’s a tuxedo line at the tailor's and it takes ages but he's patient finally gets it.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he's ...

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This guy gets sent to prison....

He gets put into a cell, his cellmate is 7 foot tall and muscle all over. Scary as hell.

His cellmate says "Hello, let's play a game! Let's play mummies and daddies! Who do you want to be, mummy or daddy ?"

The guy thinks it over agonizingly, and eventually says "okay, I'll be daddy"...

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