Age Old Jokes

I brought it home and unpackaged it. I carefully read the instructions, ran my hand over the material. It was a strange feeling. I didn't expect I'd ever reach the point of using one. I fiddled with it a bit, then checked the hole. The thing was wide enough for my whole arm! But I inflated it anyway... read more

What deep thinkers men are...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said that ... read more

People these days always talk about how disgusting butchers and people who sell meat are, however I've found that people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

The age old question, if I paint my car black will it stop working or will it run faster?

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed, and the egg is smoking a cigarette. So the chicken turns to the egg and says, "well I guess that answers that question."

The chicken came first but the egg does anal