Supermarkets are putting up the price of vodka by 1p to £20.00 from tomorrow.
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s £19.99...
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(Old joke) A supermarket opened up next to a small grocer and to show how much cheaper they were put a big sign out the front advertising butter.
The grocer used to sell butter for 50p a packet, but the supermarket advertised it for 49p. The next day the grocer put a big sign on the front saying:
Butter: 48p
The supermarket couldn't afford to lose face so the next day it was loudly advertising:
BUTTER, ONLY 47p
How...
Heard they are getting rid of the 1p coin. Not sure how I feel about this...
On one hand I'm opposed to change but on the other I'm opposed to change.
Admission to our local aquarium only costs 1p if you're camping or you're a dolphin.
So to all in tents and porpoises it's pretty much free.
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