Did you hear about the lightening bug that ran into the bug zapper?
He was delighted.
It's spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house.
# Blackfliesmatter
A moth walks into a gynecologist's office.
He sits down, put his legs in the stirrups and everything.
"Doc, I feel terrible. I think my wife is cheating on me. Sometimes I come home and I feel like I see other moths flying out the backyard.
I think my boy's on drugs. I found a lighter and some paper in his room the other...
A man has just died.
As his soul leaves his body and begins to float towards the clouds, he hears a loud, booming voice.
**"Come. Come towards the light, my son."**
And so he does.
Meanwhile, atop his cloud, God laughs, as another human hits his bug zapper.
Bubba n' Buford
Bubba n' Buford were sittin' on their porch one afternoon drinkin' beer n' bein' entertained by the bug zapper when this semi haulin' sod comes over the hill n' passes in front of their trailer. Bubba declares, "When we get rich I'm gonna do that!". Buford, asks "Do what?". Bubba looks at Bufor...
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