Matthias Jokes - 2 Hilarious Matthias Jokes

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Two Cows - Matthias Varga

* SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbor

* COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk

* FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk

* NAZISM

You ...

My schizophrenic friend loves to give inanimate objects names.

He named his car wheels “Matthias”

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