Your Own Home Jokes - 9 Hilarious Your Own Home Jokes

What’s more American than owning your own home?

Not owning your own home.

What do you call doing sit-ups in the comfort of your own home?

Domestic ab use.

Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies.

For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

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Nowadays, coughing is like

Thanks to covid, you better do that in the privacy of your own home

[Possibly not Recycled] A man stands at the edge of a pier...

...working up the nerve to throw himself into the water and end it all. A beat cop walking by sees him and lets out a loud tweet on his whistle.

"Hey buddy, what'dya think you're doing?"

"I've had it! I'm done with this life! I'm going to drown myself, here and now!"

"Now hold o...

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I feel sorry for homophobic people

Imagine being scared of your own home

Introverts Rise Up!

Separately, in your own homes!

I drank so much I blew Chunks

Jon : Oh Ted, I had a terrible night. I drank so much that when I got home, I blew chunks.

Ted: Hey, thats not so bad. At least you were in the comfort of your own home.

Jon: No, you dont understand. Chunks is my dog...

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The Girlfriend Joke

Now, I need to caveat the beginning of this joke with some information. I'm a solid six-outta-ten, a real average looking guy. Never been too smooth wirth the ladies but whaddaya do, never been lonely neither.
So, one day I come home from work, I live in a little apartment complex, and I see acro...

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