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Your Mama Jokes

Your mama so fat

I accidentally ran a marathon while trying to pass her on the street

your mama so poor

she can't even pay attention

Your mama so dumb

She climbs over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

Your Mama's so stupid...

...that she put a ruler next to the bed to see how long she slept.

Your mama is so fat

When she went to the court house and the judge said 'order, order', she said 'a burger and chips please!'

Your mama is so ugly

She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot.

Your mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O

She says, "OBCD"

Your mama so fat

When she hauls a**, she has to make two trips.

Your mama so ugly

Your mama so ugly she can scare Cujoh off a meat truck

Your mama's so fat...

She's got dollars in one pocket and yen in the other.

Your mama is so dumb

She had to study for a urine test

Your mama so old

She watched the Flintstones live

Your mama so fat...

I was gunna make a movie about her - “around your mum In 80 days” but I changed it to “mission impossible”.

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Your mama so ugly

Her blowjobs count as anal

Your Mama's So Fat...

She can only play seek.

Your mama is so fat…..

On one edge of her passport photo, it says continued on next page.

Your mama so ugly...

Trump supporters don't get offended when she leaves her mask on!

10 YO MAMA Jokes - Wich one is your favorite?

1) Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
2) Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
3) Yo Mamma So Fat, Dora Can't Explore Her.
4) Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
5) Yo mamma so fat...

Your mama so fat…….

When she stepped on the scale, it said one at a time please.

Your mama's so obsessive-compulsive

when she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet, she went out and got a new toilet

Your mama is so fat...

When she wants to eat some hot wings an ostrich must die

Your Mama is so fat...

The National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.

Your mama is so fat...

The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

Your mama is so flat

I slipped her the 2D

"Your mama" jokes are too outdated.

Just like your mama

Your mama's so fat...

...they call her missionary impossible.

Your Mama's SO Stupid...

She tried to start a fire using the tinder app.

(I told this joke to my friend and he suggested i post it here.)

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Your mama so fat...

Thanos had to fucking clap.

Your mama is so fat...

If you and I stood ten feet from her and you walked to her then walked back to me I would have aged 20 years due to gravitational time dilation.

Your mama's so white...

...she thinks Doritos are Mexican food!

Your Mama so fat

That she's the super massive compact object at the centre of the galaxy and they gave a Nobel prize today for discovering her.

Your mama so fat

When she wears heels she finds oil

They should call your mama Covid

Every time I come around it’s a super-spreader event.

Your mama's so fat

Her back up camera is the Hubble space telescope.

Your mama so dumb.

She thought Bruce Lee was an adverb.

A "your mama” joke for the books.

Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind.

Your mama's so dumb ...

... she walked into the antique store and asked, "What's new?"

Your mama is so fat…..

Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring.

Your Mama's so fat

.. her CPAP runs on diesel.

Your mama's so poor,

She was walking down the street with one shoe, someone came up and asked her if she had lost a shoe and she said,
"No, I found one"

I was surprised to learn that stepping on a crack really breaks your mama's back and stepping on a line really breaks your father spine

Unfortunately for me, my sister just stepped on a rock

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What does a reposted joke and your mama's tits have in common?

Seen it. Seen it. Don't care for either.

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The old man and the elevator.

An old man from the country takes his family to town for the first time. They're at the mall and the mall has an elevator. Him and his son are watching this thing in amazement as they never saw one before and was not sure what it was. An older lady at least 80 with Gray hair in rollers and a walkin...

How do we know the earth isn't flat?

Cuz your mama so fat she would've tipped us over by now

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What is the difference between a joke and three dicks?

Your mama can't take a joke

Your Mom is so old.

She was around when your Mama jokes where funny.

Your mama is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.

[NSFW] Your mama's so old...

She let Moses part her red C

Your mama's so fat...

When your dad said he wanted to see other people, he meant it literally.

Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby

he made her espresso.

Is my mom fat?

Your mama's so fat
she heard the weatherman say it was chili outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon and ran out the door

Yo mama is so poor...

But she still raised you!

Love your mama.

Your mamas so fat...

She could end the government shutdown if we put her on the US/Mexico Border.

The most hilarious Yo Mama Jokes, Let's do it guys!

Three from my side:

Your Mama So Fat,

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

Baby balloon couldn't sleep

He had a bad dream so went to his parents room to sleep in their bed.
Papa balloon was so big that baby balloon couldn't fit in the bed.
He undid Papas' balloon knot and let some air out to make him smaller but he still couldn't fit in the bed.
He then undid Mamas' balloon knot to let some...

Your mama is so fat

that by the time she turned around her biological clock ran out!

Your mama is old...

She used to share a corner with Mary Magdalen.

Your mama so stupid she tried kill herself in the garage with the car running...

Too bad she drives a Tesla.

Your mama so poor.......

She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call.

Your Mama is so fat that...

...if she were an interstate the speed limit would drop to 55 due to curves.

Your mama's so fat

We are all genuinely concerned about her health.

What’s your favorite “yo mamma” joke?

One of my favorites: your mama’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house.

Everyone is always hanging their meat in it.

Your mom

Your mamas so stupid she studied for the covid-19 test

Where do little kid jokes come from?

Well, first a dad joke walks into a bar, sees a your mama joke, thinks she’s pretty and next thing you know they knock knock and there’s a little pun in the oven.

Yo Mama

You know your mama is a very religious woman. But she is so fat it doesn't seem to help her much. Every time she says, "Get thee behind me Satan!", he looks at her and says "How?"

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Jung and Freud

are arguing about the fine points of psychiatry, then things got nasty.

Said Freud "You are a dick Carl!" Answered Jung "Your mama!"

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