Yo Mamma Jokes

That her pronouns are kg/lbs

Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Her favourite soccer team is Hamburg

Kinda like yo mamma.

I know it's not mine. But just heard it for the first time the other day. Made me smile. What is your favorite yo mamma jokes? Would love to read them

She went to buy pictures at Adobe Photoshop

They consider cows to be sacred.

Just like yo mamma

…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.

One of my favorites: your mama’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her

For Halloween she put on a bedsheet and went as Antarctica.

The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.

It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke

They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.

it takes a Ukrainian tractor to pull her.

“She has her own LaGrange points”

She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

house!

When she steps on a scale I see my phone number

Yo momma so fat, clumsy and stupid, on her way to Wal-Mart she tripped over kmart and fell on target.

One is fat, stinks of fish and has a moustache. And the other is a walrus

The CDC recommends she continue to wear a mask after the pandemic is over.

So fat she needs to social distance 12`

They’re both a Fulton

...when she got covid the CDC classified it a super spreader event.

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

if she wrote a book about herself it would be an autogeography.

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

Nice, I highly value the talks we’ve had.

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

She thinks #metoo is a Pokemon

She thought consumerism was the political force driving people to eat more.

If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.

Thanos had to snap twice to kill her

my dog closes his eyes while humping her leg.

China is planning on landing on her dark side!

She thinks judo is what you make bagels with

She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"

...is the real reason yo daddy left.

Happy Father's Day!

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.

When she’s sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

she could be a marxist utopia!

Would be nice if you guys could help out:

http://www.reddit.com/r/yomamma

Here's something to warm you up:

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!

Original. You're welcome.

...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"

Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side

Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!

1) Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
2) Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
3) Yo Mamma So Fat, Dora Can't Explore Her.
4) Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
5) Yo mamma so fat... read more

Yo Mamma

Random text here because in all honesty, who opens "yo mamma" jokes anymore?

Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."