Why did Stalin write only in lowercase letter?

Because he hated capitalism.

Why did Shakespeare write only using quills?

Pencils confused him - 2B or not 2B.

Student and Teacher conversations

Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
John: I is...
Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am."
John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Mayb...

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