So a woman walks into my church and she's like, 'Father, I got a problem. I got two parrots, but they're both female and all they know how to say is one thing.'
And I'm like, 'What do they say?'
And she gets all red in the face and she's like, 'They say "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you...
I don't usually greet working girls
But hey ho
What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?
Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!
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