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My wife asked if I could stop singing ‘Wonderwall’

I said maybe

At my open mic night, someone said Wonderwall was their favorite song, and asked if I could play it at some point.

I said, “Perhaps”

You people know about the “todays the day that they’ll throw it back at you” wonderwall meme?

Because I’m sure you’ve heard it all before.

A man walks into a bar with an octopus

He says “A hundred bucks says my octopus can play any instrument you give it!”

One man hands him an acoustic guitar. The octopus fiddles with the strings a bit, then strums out a rendition of Wonderwall.

A woman from the back hands the octopus a trumpet. The octopus fiddles with the va...

Someone once asked me if everyone in the U.K. Knows the lyrics to Wonderwall

I said mayybeee

My girlfriend begged my to stop singing Wonderwall

I said okay because no guys I'm not posting this joke for the 674th time, god. Let's make something original please.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

She told me to stop singing wonderwall

I said "stop stealing other users post for karma you karma-whoring piece of shit."

Every time I see a white guy with a guitar at a party I ask myself...

I wonderwall he’s going to play?

It's the year 2295...

Dude: I'm a classically trained guitarist.

Neo-90s Kid: Radical!

Dude: So anyway, here's Wonderwall.

My wife asked me if I was ever going to stop playing Wonderwall by Oasis on the guitar. And I said...

"Hey now, you're an--" and she smashed me in the mouth.

I’ll never understand how the song Free Bird became a meme amongst musicians

Anyway here’s wonderwall

Guitar teacher joke

One of my guitar students wants me to teach him Wonderwall, I said maybe

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