Window Curtain Jokes - 4 Hilarious Window Curtain Jokes

A Nun was praying when the priest approached her

The Priest Lightly Tapped the Nun on the shoulder and asked her to follow him

The Priest Walked Away and The Nun quickly followed not far behind him

They arrived In a Room Behind the Church

The Priest Went inside the room and gestured for the Nun to do the same

"Sister, C...

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A Woman Was Redecorating Her House

But when it came time to choose her window curtains, she was torn between two different shades of blue. One set was a darker shade - which matched the sofa, and the other was a lighter shade - which matched the chair. No matter how she tried to justify one over the other, she could not come to a dec...

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How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? (Polish version)(NSFW)

Wipe your dick on the window curtains.

Do you know the difference

"Hey, do you know what the difference is between window curtains and toilet paper?"

"No."

"So it was you then!!!"

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