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Unconsolable Jokes

My PC Died today and my friend offered me to lend me his PS4 while i waited for replacements parts.

........But i was simply unconsolable

My son was really upset.

I tried everything to cheer him up. I have him a Nintendo switch, an xbox, a PlayStation. But nothing worked. He was unconsolable.

A man working at a sausage factory died in a tragic accident

The forman calls the man's wife to break the news.
Unconsolable, she asks "how did it happen? Did he have a heart attack? Did he fall down the stairs?"
The forman replies "No, ma'am. He tripped into the machine that puts the ground meat into links."
"It's the wurst case scenario."

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A dwarf was walking through downtown at night....

One night a Jewish dwarf was walking through one of those shady parts of the city when a big black guy calls him from a dark alley. The Jewish dwarf was scared. Then the black guy smiled. But it was a scary smile.
-- Hey dwarf, are you gay? said the black guy.
-- What? NO!
-- Too bad fo...

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