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Tweaker Jokes

It is no longer politically correct to call tweakers, tweakers.

They are Methican Americans!

What do you call a tweaker with all of their teeth?

A beginner.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a tweaker?

A crackhead will steal your shit. A tweaker will steal your shit and help you look for it.

Why do tweakers do it doggy-style?

So they can both look out the window.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

It's not winter until the geese are done flying...

And the tweakers strip all the copper out of air conditioning units.

Overheard a tweaker proudly talking about his dog...

I couldn't hear him too well but it sounded like some kind of new mixed-breed dog he called a Meth Lab. I didn't get many details on the new mixed-breed but I did hear him say it could be dangerous. Oh, and it must be fast because its name was Shake 'n Bake. Everybody knows you don't sully the na...

What would you call anti virus software run by tweakers?

S'norton

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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If doing crack makes you a crackhead, doing meth makes you a tweaker, what does heroin make you?

Really fucking high.

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