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A man gets shipwrecked on a desert island with only a dog and a pig…

…after many weeks without the touch of a woman - the pig begins to look very attractive. One night, the deprived man begins to chance his luck with the pig. Over dinner, he tweaks its tail, plays footsie with its trotters, and cuddles in close. The dog, witnessing all this, becomes very jealous, and...

A reporter driving past a farm…

Sees a pig with two wooden legs and thinks there has to be a story here. He drives up to the farm and starts asking the farmer why the pig has two wooden legs.

“ well,” replies the farmer “ I was working over in the back pastures and my wife was cooking in the kitchen when she had a heart att...

A man goes to a farm and sees a three legged pig.

He asks the farmer "how did that pig lose his leg?"
The farmer says: "last year a wolf came out of those woods and attacked me, the pig fought him off and saved my life."
"Did the wolf bite his leg off?"
"No! Last month the barn caught fire and I passed put from the fumes, that pig pulled m...

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