He was married for 50 years, the poor guy deserves at least one.
Katie O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Katie, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Mr. Finnegan but, where is my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Katie. I’m afraid to say it- there was a terrible accident down at the brewery as we were wor...
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The Irish Railway Company
Correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation sy...
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Mr. O'Malley comes home from the doctor and tells his wife he needs to supply a urine sample.
Mr. O'Malley is distraught because he has no idea what a urine sample is. Mr. O'Malley asks his wife to go nextdoor and ask their neighbor for help.
Mrs. O'Malley comes back, beaten, bruised, and bloodied.
"What the bloody hell happened to you, my love!?" exclaims Mr. O'Malley. <...
What do you call a fish that lost his fin and grew another one?
Finnegan
What's the difference between a girder and a joist?
it's my cake day, so here's my favorite joke.
An Irishman is out of work and decides to go to a construction site and apply. The foreman is an older English fellow who doesn't care for Irishmen, thinks they're drunks and dumb and unreliable. But he knows he can't just come out and say that.<...
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