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Trimmers Jokes

I bought a new set of Electric Garden Trimmers.

They're cutting-hedge technology.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I actually got to live through a classic joke!

**This is 100 percent true. **

Yesterday I was using electric hedge trimmers on my front bushes. My right hand was holding the safety handle. My left was holding a knob on the front right by the blades. That hand slipped and I reached out to stop it..... And grabbed the blades, still going....

And on the third day, Jesus came back.

Because he accidentally left one of his edge trimmers in my backyard.

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