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Tortilla Chips Jokes

What do You Call Tortilla Chips With Guns?

Loaded Nachos

Tortilla chips

So, a guy walks into a mexican restaurant and takes a seat. Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."



The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a soda. The chips says "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great c...

What's a cannibals favorite thing to eat with tortilla chips?

People de gallo.

If you love tortilla chips and cheese,

I'm nacho man

How do you get a baby in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out?

Tortilla chips.

So I attended a salsa class today

The instructor says to everyone: "Alright folks, who's ready to learn how to dance??"

I realized that there was a misunderstanding, and ran off with my bag of tortilla chips

A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant...

...without looking where he's going. He accidentally bumps into a waiter, knocking the tortilla chips he was carrying onto the floor. As the guy starts to apologise, the waiter stops him and says:

"Don't worry, sir, it's nacho fault."
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