[Nsfw] [long] An aging father has decided to go into assisted living
Because he didn't want to burden his son. He had been having trouble around the house and had a few scary falls. His son begged him to stay at his family's house, because he felt that this was the best plan. "Dad, please! Stay with us! I've heard those places are horrible!" His father says "No wa...
What do you call farting and having diarrhea at the same time?
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A famous restaurant critic is eating soup at a fancy restaurant.
This critic was well-known in the industry for his arrogance and rudeness, as well as his overall sloppiness. So it came as no surprise when mid-course he dropped his spoon on the floor, and angrily gestured to get a waiter's attention. When a waiter approached, the critic noticed a spoon tucked in ...