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What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people.

I renamed my iPod Titantic

It's syncing much better now.

Whenever I introduce myself, I always bring up the titantic.

It's just such a good ice breaker!

My great-grandfather kept screaming, "The Titantic's going to sink! The Titanic's going to sink." And everyone got angry...

... so they kicked him out of the movie theater.

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