What do you call an alien with three balls?

An extrateressticle

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What has three balls and flies through space?

E.T. the Extra-Testicle.

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A man had three balls

A man had three testicles. Everyday he thought about going to the doctor, but was worried about his condition reaching the news.

Later, he finally made up his mind and went to the doctor, but planned to tell him indirectly. When he went there, he told the doctor:

"My amount of balls pl...

An engineer, a maintenance mechanic and a monkey are each given three ball bearings.

An engineer, a maintenance mechanic and a monkey are each given three ball bearings. Their actions and behavior were then observed for several hours. When the head researcher made his rounds he asked the first assistant how the monkey was doing. He replied that after only a short while the monkey ha...

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The man with a single testicle (NSFW)

A man with a single testicle gets on a plane. He is very unlucky man with a single testicle.


The plane he is on has an engine malfunction mid flight and starts falling due to excessive weight. One has to jump from the plane to save the others.


"Lets choose someone randomly" say...

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There was an unlucky man,

Who got only one testicle.

He got on an airplane once. The airplane broke down mid-air. Somebody had to jump out. They drew lots to decide who is going to jump. Unlucky man was chosen.
He didn't accept, so they drew again and chose the unlucky man again. He didn't accept this too. They cho...

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A guy was extremely unfortunate

He was so unfortunate that he even have only one ball.

One day he gets on a plane. 15 min into the flight the plane starts quaking. The crew says "Unfortunately we are too crowded for this plane, someone needs to jump out for the greater good."

So they decides to draw lots. As he e...

An Engineer, a Physicist and an A&P Aircraft Mechanic

An Engineer, a Physicist and an A&P aircraft mechanic were all having an argument as to who was the smartest. One of them proposed a contest to settle the matter once and for all.

For the contest, they would lock each of them in a room with three ball bearings for one week. At the end of...

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A Scotsman moves to the United States and watches his first baseball game

When a runner hits a ground ball he watches everyone yelling for the player to run, when next player does the same thing he joins in. The next goes up to bat and he gets three balls and a strike. The last pitch is a ball and the player drops his bat and starts to walk to first base. The Scotsman yel...

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