If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have?
Someone else's pants on.
My grandfathers favorite joke.
What do I have if I have $15 in one pocket and $20 in the other
Somebody else’s pants on
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What do you do with a rattle snake in one pocket and a condom with a hole in it in the other one.
Don't fuck with either one of them.
Your mama's so fat...
She's got dollars in one pocket and yen in the other.
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