The Batman Jokes - 6 Hilarious The Batman Jokes

Auto-correct walks into a bar...

And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'

I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they’d mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady.

She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.

“Well, weaknesses...” he said “I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality”

"And your greatest strength?” She asked.

“Oh, I’m the Batman”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man goes into a bar...

He approaches the bar and asks for five shots of tequila.

"What's the occasion?" Asks the batman.

"First blowjob" replies the man.

The barman smiles,

"Have a sixth," he says "on the house"

"That's okay," the man replies "if five doesn't get the taste out of my m...

Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him?

It was what inspired him to become the Batman.

There were two guys in a lunatic asylum (LONG).

This joke is in honor of the Batman comic The Killing Joke getting a movie release (no matter how lukewarmly it was received).

So there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum, and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they are going to escape.
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"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"

"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been t...

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