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Tamal Jokes

A Mexican lying on his death bed

The sick Mexican was lying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when suddenly he smelled tamales. He loved tamales more than anything else in the world, especially his wife's tamales.
With every last bit of energy left in his body, the sick Mexican pulled himself out of bed, across the fl...

What is it called when a bunch of people are killed with a tamale?

A MASAcre

Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?

To have something to unwrap.

Did you check the weather for Mexico City?

It's chili today and hot tamale.

What do people in Idaho say when they touch something hot?

Hot Potato.

What do people in Mexico say when they touch something hot?

Hot Tamale.

What about people in China?

Hot dog.

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A little Texas joke

A young man in Oklahoma turns 21. Excited, he tells his father, “I want to finally go to Texas.”

His father warns, “Scooter, you’re a full-grown man, now. I can’t stop you from going to Texas. But I have to warn you… **EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS!** You can’t be prepared for how absolutely hug...

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