Surf And Turf Jokes - 2 Hilarious Surf And Turf Jokes

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My girlfriend won't share her surf and turf with me...

Shellfish cow

We've got the meats

If meat and seafood is surf and turf, does that make meat seafood and poultry surf turf and away?

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