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Straitened Jokes

A farmer went out to the field and found one his cows had gone cross-eyed

The cow could hardly walk and kept bumping into things. Fearing it might hurt itself, he called his vet to come have a look at the cow. The vet took one look at the cow and told the farmer "I've seen this before. You stand up there in front and watch her eyes." The vet took out a section of hose, pu...

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A bear and a rabbit are in the woods...

A bear and a rabbit are in the woods, crouching by two trees, using the restroom.

A few minutes go by in silence until the bear leans toward the rabbit.

"Hey, do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?" The bear asks

"What? No! Leave me alone I'm trying to use the res...

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