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The band "Snow Patrol" walks into a bar...

The band "Snow Patrol" walks into a bar, looking a little tipsy.

The bartender asks, "How many bars have you folks been to, tonight?"

They reply, "Just two."

The bartender says, "GET OUT!!"

The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by...

...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol.

My dog loves chasing cars

He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking him to see Snow Patrol in concert

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