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Sloven Jokes

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A joke I tried to translate from Slovene

2 cops walking down the street with their police dog. Suddenly one cop starts staring at the dog's ass. Other cop notices it and asks him "What is wrong with you, why are you staring at the dog's ass"
He replies " I just heard a kid saying "Look a dog ! with 2 assholes""

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"im really tired of my wifes slovenly ways" bob complained

"this morning when I went to take a piss in the sink, it was full of dirty dishes!"

Asked my eye doctor if he had my test results. He said there’s good news & bad news.

He said, “The good news is we’ve discovered why you’ve been so lethargic & slovenly lately…The bad news is we’ve discovered your lazy eye has spread to the rest of your body.”

A trucker walks into a brothel.

“Welcome, sir,” the lady in charge says. “How can I assist you?”

The man puts down a large wad of cash in front of her, and says,

“Get me the most slovenly and whiny girl that can’t cook well either.”

The woman eyes the money, and responds, “But sir, you could have the best, mo...

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