A time-stretched sinusoid walks into a bar...

The bartender asks, "Why the long phase?"

My math teacher was feeling depressed.

I told him he should get to the root of the problem quickly before he starts feeling sinusoidal.

Studying waveforms as a dyslexic can be depressing.

When I can't calculat lambda, I just feel sinusoidal.

My nose gets clogged and unclogged periodically

It's sinusoidal

What do you call a manic-depressive math professor with suicidal tendencies?


What’s a mathematician’s feared illness?

A sinusoidal infection.

A mathematician walks into the doctor's office...

The mathematician says: Ya know doc I've been feelin' really wavey, it's up and down; I can't tell if it's positive or negative. All i know is that it won't end!

The doc says: I think you might be experiencing Sinusoidal thoughts

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