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*A businessman is getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knows his wife is always horny, so he decides to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else.*

*So he went to a store that sold sex toys and starte...

What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house’s circuit breakers box ?

Mah main...!!

I saw a homeless man sleeping outside the train station this morning.

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, “Thank you.”

“No problem.” I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, “It’s empty.”

I said, “I know, it’s meant to be a chimney.”

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A young man was planning to marry his high-school sweetheart. But he was shy and had never had sex with her or any other girl for that matter, so he was nervous about his wedding night.
He had a friend who had a reputation of being a lady’s man and a known track record of bedding more than his sh...

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Man buys a talking centipede.

Man buys a talking centipede for $5000 and takes it home in a small box.

When he gets home, he opens the box and says "Would you like to go for a beer?"

The centipede doesn't answer...

Raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply.

30 mins later and getting...

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