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Did you hear about the anti masker who died?

They went scuba diving

I hate anti-maskers,

they make me sick.

Three anti-maskers walk up to a bar...

"Guilty" says the judge.

An anti masker, An anti vaccer, A flat earther....

An anti masker, An anti vaccer, A flat earther all went to the bar...
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Now that's can't be coincidence

What you should say to anti-maskers

You’re being asked to wear a mask, not a Nickelback teeshirt, relax

I saw anti-maskers in Wallmart recently and I laughed at them

But I remembered my parents told me not to make fun of mentally disabled people

A group of anti-maskers looked at me disgustingly

I don't know if it was because I was wearing a mask or nothing but a mask.

From today onwards, I have decided to stop denigrating anti maskers.

And if you are an anti masker, “denigrate” means to put down.

Why are Anti-Maskers better at social distancing?

Because they keep 6 feet of dirt apart from the living.

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We should stop calling anti-maskers pussies, that's not true.

They're complete cunts.

Why do anti-masker kids never say mom or dad?

Because they are orphaned.

If there is one crime anti-maskers are guilty of...

It's Karen too much.

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Why should you ask an anti-masker to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Because they are a super spreader!

What do you call it when a bunch of anti-maskers are kicked out of a store?

A coronal mass ejection.

COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.

Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...

Theme song

99 Anti-maskers on the street,

99 on the street,

they go protest

they're feeling free,

98 Anti-maskers on the street

The entire Trump family, except for Maryanne Trump Barry, has tested positive for Covid-19!

Hmmm, maybe the Aunty Maskers are onto something...

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